Victorian joke - Mistress to Maid
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Mistress - "Jane, I saw the milkman kiss you this morning.
In future, I will take the milk in.
Jane - "Twouldn't be no use, mum. He's promised never to kiss anybody but me."
This proclamation by Queen Victoria, dated May 22, 1867, declared that as of July 1, 1867, the province of Canada (Ontario and Quebec), Nova Scotia and New Brunswick would be united into one Dominion under the name of Canada. July 1 became known as Dominion Day (now Canada Day). So was born our nation, not out of war, revolution or a rally of national pride, but rather through step-by-step negotiations and conferences, resulting in the terms of Confederation. In Marmora the Iron Works had amalgamated with the Cobourg and Marmora Railway Company and the future looked good. Marmora was still known all over Canada and in many parts of the Old World. Indeed, the Village was referred to coloquially as "The Works" and was beginning to boom.
But life was different then. As one child asked, "Why are olden people weird?" and a good question it is. When you look at old pictures, you see the differences, but sometimes, perhaps in the form of a smile or the glint of an eye, you also can see our roots. One hundred and fifty years from now, our descendants will look up our misconceptions and the results they have in the very fibre of their being. They will not likely understand us any better than we do Victorians. The march of time will make us weird and do the same to our descendants in turn forever. For when we march, we march to different drummers. Change touches people subtly, their lives slowly accelerated, their communities expanded and their beliefs are inexorably reshaped.
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Mistress - "Jane, I saw the milkman kiss you this morning.
In future, I will take the milk in.
Jane - "Twouldn't be no use, mum. He's promised never to kiss anybody but me."
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